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queerfabulousmermaid:

i need her to marry me

"If you make a Civil Rights movie and white people like it, it wasn’t a great movie."

- Chris Rock opening the BET Awards (via christel-thoughts)

(via daniellemertina)

Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

(via internetcallgirl)

the-goddamazon:

lightspeedsound:

kimchibae:

"dick is abundant and low value" i am screaming

omfg 

Scream it from the rooftops.

(via blackfemalepresident)

humansofnewyork:

"Do you remember the saddest moment of your life?"
"When I got locked up, for dealing drugs. Actually— I take that back. The saddest moment was when I took my five year old daughter to the doctor and found out she needed glasses. She put on those glasses, and she said: ‘Daddy! Daddy! I can see! I can see!’ Tears just started streaming down my face. What a fucking idiot I’d been. We’d take drives to the Catskills, and we’d point out deer to her, and she’d never seem to see them. She’d always say ‘Where!? Where!?’ It should have been obvious. I spent five years trying to give her everything I could, and I messed up the most important thing.’"

(via flower-nymph)

-teesa-:

7.23.14

George Takei describes the moment when he and his family were sent to an internment camp.

(via lolsaladsex)

mikkkeymau5:

eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

Lmfaooo

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)